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Fiddler said a positive reThe market value for the turn of 3 percent wouldn’t be FREE for 30 words or less for private party classified system’s investments fell sufficient because the COLA line ads in the Broadcaster about 2.5 percent since July is increasing 3.1 percent. and Plain Talk. If you need 1, the state investment officer Managers for the main more than 30 words, don't told SDRS trustees and staff retirement system for public worry you still won't pay a lot. Thursday. employees in California A 31-word ad is only $.90 and The system needs an recently cut their assumed the cost only goes up $.50 per rate of return to 6.5 percent, word thereafter. Stop in at 201 average annual gain of 7.25 according to Rob Wylie, the W. Cherry Street, Vermillion or percent to meet its long-term obligations. The assumed administrator for SDRS. call 605-624-4429. rate of return is scheduled to Wylie said the California increase to 7.50 percent for system previously was at 7.5 1855 Alfalfa - Hay 2018. percent. Those numbers aren’t Clark has urged the South 4th cutting hay, small square realistic any more, Matt Clark Dakota trustees for years to bales, no rain, in shed. 402- said. He and his staff at the reduce their assumed rate 337-0184 Randolph, NE. State Investment Office over- of return. He said Thursday see the SDRS portfolio. he’d recently spoken with They receive advice from one of the California system the State Investment Council, officials. a panel of people selected “They’re losing faith in by the Legislature’s Execuexotic vehicles such as hedge tive Board for their financial funds,” Clark said. “There’s expertise. no free lunch.” Stocks have been overHe added, “The market priced to the point that Clark earnings and dividends aren’t and the council reduced their growing that much.” holdings from a normal 70 Reducing the assumed percent to 63.9 percent currate of return would push the rently. South Dakota system deeper They could drop all the into the red in terms of finanway down to 50 percent if cial balance long-term. stocks rise as high as 125 Just recovering from a percent of their fair market negative 2.5 percent return value, he said. Right now 18 for fiscal 2016 would take five percent of the SDRS portfolio years averaging 8.5 percent is in cash. gains, according to Fiddler. Trustee Jim Hansen of Fiddler said the COLA for Pierre, who represents retirSouth Dakota during the past ees, asked Clark how they seven years has averaged 2.7 could justify granting a 3.1 percent. percent increase in retireHe said that happened to ment benefits on July 1, 2016, be what was projected when when the SDRS portfolio’s the Legislature passed the market value is 10 percent current COLA law. below where it needs to be. Jason Dilges, a trustee and “How do we defend that?” the governor’s budget direcHansen asked. tor, reminded the SDRS board “We have a lot more work about conversations that he connect with to do,” Clark replied. “I do and a few other trustees tried believe we need to lower that to initiate in 2008. area landlords, assumed rate of return.” Dilges said they had called renters, home He continued, “We’ve for the COLA to be based on made steps. We were at 8 a broader variety of factors buyers and (percent).” rather than just market value. home sellers State law sets a range for That was just before the the annual cost of living adGreat Recession crashed the with the justment for SDRS benefits. market and triggered the curThe minimum is 2.1 rent approach to the COLA. Broadcaster percent while the maximum classifieds! is 3.1 percent. The percentage depends on the system’s USD Nursing financial health. Students To A market value equal to at least 100 percent of liabiliProvide Health ties triggers the 3.1 percent maximum. Care In SDRS as of the June 201 W Cherry of the 2015 fiscal was at30 end 104 Guatemala As Part percent, with nearly $10.8 Vermillion billion in assets. Of School's Global But the black ink quickly 624-4429 turned red again. Mission SDRS actuary Doug Fiddler Buying, Selling or Renting Christmas on the Missouri A Concert to remind us of the True Meaning of Christmas December 13th at 7 pm 20 Mickelson Dr. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Concert followed by desert and nativity scene displays Thank you Junior Achievement for teaching Excellence Through Ethics Front L to R: Teddi Gertsma, Alexis Tracy, Jamie Neitzke, Kelsey Collier-Wise, Rachel Olson Back L to R: Jon Pociask, Jerami West, Barb Goodman, Nate Welch, Crystal Brady, Tom Sorensen, Nick Olson, Craig Thompson. Not pictured: Mike Carlson, Layne Stewart – Coordinator LOS JOMETES, Guatemala -- The University of South Dakota Department of Nursing has added a new international clinical experience opportunity that will allow nursing students to travel to Guatemala to provide health care services to rural, indigenous people. Students will work with residents in and near Los Jometes, a small community in the middle region of the Central American nation, beginning in Fall 2016. Kathy Magorian, USD’s Nursing Department academic director, said planned activities for nursing students include doing school screenings in rural villages, making referrals to primary care outpatient clinics and leading education sessions with local teachers. "The option to participate in a cultural immersion clinical experience on a global level while learning nursing skills will be an incredible opportunity for our students,” she said. The clinic, organized by USD Nursing and the USD Center for Academic and Global Engagement, promotes a mission of the University of South Dakota for its students to become more aware of global cultures while receiving real-world experience in a specific field. USD student nurses will be working at the clinic for one week. “Through these international programs, our students learn that public health and access to health care are global concerns,” said Michael J. Lawler, dean and professor, USD School of Health Sciences. The South Dakota Network Against Family Violence and Sexual Assault Announces Verizon Grant for Greater Rural Victim Outreach in State Have a Great Day