2 Broadcaster Press March 14, 2017 www.broadcasteronline.com SCHOOL LUNCH MENU’S Mixed Vegetables Thursday – A. Home-style BBQ Pork Sandwich, B. Hot Dog, BBQ Beans, Coleslaw, Chocolate Chip Cookie Friday – A. Beef Stroganoff, Vermillion Schools B. Bosco Sticks with Breakfast Marinara, Golden Corn Available everyday: Monday – A. Sloppy Joe, Breakfast entrée or choice B. Mini Corn Dogs, Potato of cereals with toast. Fruit or Salad, Decorated Holiday Fruit Juice, Milk choices Cookie Wednesday – A. Waffles Tuesday – A. Home-style with Syrup, B. Cereal Cheese Quesadilla and Beef Choices and Toast, Enchilada Soup, B. Crispy Pineapple, Juice Choices, Chicken Sandwich, Baked Milk Choices Beans Thursday – A. Egg and Cheese Biscuit Sandwich, B. saw it in the Middle Tell them you Vermillion School Cereal Choices and Toast, Applesauce, Juice Choices, Lunch Milk Choices Wednesday – Domino’s Friday – A. Fresh Baked Pizza, Mixed Vegetables Cinnamon Roll, B. Cereal Thursday – Home-style BBQ Choices and Toast, Pears, Pork Sandwich, BBQ Beans, Juice Choices, Milk Choices Coleslaw, Cookie Monday – A. Breakfast Friday – Beef Stroganoff, Slider, B. Cereal Choices Bosco Sticks, Golden Corn and Toast, Peaches, Juice Monday –Mini www.broadcasteronline.com Corn Dogs, Choices, Milk Choices Potato Salad, Decorated Tuesday – A. Pancakes with Holiday Cookie Syrup, B. Cereal Choices Tuesday – Cheese and Toast, Pineapple, Juice Quesadilla and Beef Choices, Milk Choices Enchilada Soup, Baked Beans Vermillion Elementary Schools Cherry, Vermillion High Vermillion 201 W. Lunch School Wednesday – A. Domino’s Lunch Pizza, School Pizza (Austin), www.broadcasteronline.com Beef Wednesday – B. Baked Fish Sandwich, Stroganoff with Dinner Roll, Menus listed below are for March 15 - March 21. Menus are subject to change without notice. Broadcaster! Tell them you saw it in the Broadcaster! 624-4429 Tell them you saw it in the Broadcaster! 624-4429 Tell them you saw it in the Broadcaster! 201 W. Cherry, Vermillion 624-4429 Golden Corn Thursday – Home-style BBQ Pork Sandwich, BBQ Beans, Coleslaw, Cookie Friday – Bosco Sticks with Marinara, Mixed Vegetables Monday – Mini Corn Dogs, Potato Salad, Decorated Holiday Cookie Tuesday – Golden Macaroni and Cheese with Dinner Roll, Peas St.Agnes School Lunch Wednesday – A. Domino’s Pizza, B. Baked Fish Sandwich, Mixed Vegetables Thursday – A. Home-style BBQ Pork Sandwich, B. Hot Dog, BBQ Beans, Chocolate Chip Cookie Friday – A. Tuna and Noodles, B. Bosco Sticks with Marinara, Golden Corn Monday – A. Sloppy Joe, B. Mini Corn Dogs, Potato Salad, Decorated Holiday Cookie Tuesday – A. Home-style Cheese Quesadilla and Beef Enchilada Soup, B. Crispy Chicken Sandwich, Baked Beans Elk Point-Jefferson Breakfast Wednesday – A. Oatmeal with Topping Bar, B. Cereal Choices and Toast, Apple Wedges, Juice Choices, Milk Choices Thursday – A. Egg and Cheese Biscuit Sandwich, B. Cereal Choices and Toast, Applesauce, Juice Choices, Milk Choices Friday – No School – Spring Break Monday – No School – Spring Break Tuesday – A. Sausage Gravy over Biscuit, B. Cereal Choices and Toast, Pineapple, Juice Choices, Milk Choices Elk Point-Jefferson Elementary & Middle School Lunch Wednesday – A. Beef Stroganoff, B. Bosco Sticks with Marinara, Golden Corn Thursday – A. Home-style BBQ Pork Sandwich, B. Hot Dog, Home-style Coleslaw, BBQ Beans, Chocolate Chip Cookie Friday – No School – Spring Break Monday – No School – Spring Break Tuesday – A. Home-style Golden Macaroni and Cheese, B. Buffalo Ranch Chicken Wrap, Peas Elk Point-Jefferson High School Lunch Wednesday – A. Beef Stroganoff with Dinner Roll, B. Bosco Sticks with Marinara, Golden Corn Thursday – A. Home-style BBQ Pork Sandwich, B. Hot Dog, Home-style Coleslaw, BBQ Beans, Chocolate Chip Cookie Friday – No School – Spring Break Monday – No School – Spring Break Tuesday – A. Home-style Golden Macaroni and Cheese with Dinner Roll, B. Buffalo Ranch Chicken Wrap, Peas Irene-Wakonda School Breakfast Available every day: Breakfast entrée or Choice of cereals w/toast, Fruit, Milk Choices Wednesday – Sausage Pancake Stick, Fruit, Milk Choices Thursday – Long John Donut, Fruit, Milk Choices Friday – No School Monday – Breakfast Sliders, Fruit, Milk Choices Tuesday – Cheesy Eggs and Toast, Fruit, Milk Choices Irene-Wakonda Elementary School Lunch Wednesday – A. Spaghetti with Meat Sauce, B. Chicken Sticks, Garlic Toast, Green Beans Thursday – A. Doritos Walking Taco, B. Chicken Wrap, Carrots Friday – No School Monday – A. Italian Pasta Bake with Breadstick, B. Grilled Chicken Sandwich, Green Beans Tuesday – A. Grilled Turkey and Swiss, B. Crispy Chicken Sandwich, Baked Beans Irene-Wakonda Middle & High School Lunch Wednesday – . Spaghetti with Meat Sauce, Garlic Toast, B. Chicken Sticks, Garlic Toast, C. Roast Beef and Cheese Sub, Green Beans Thursday – A. Doritos Walking Taco with Rice, B. Chicken Wrap, C. Italian Sub, Carrots Friday – No School Monday – A. Italian Pasta Bake with Breadstick, B. Grilled Chicken Sandwich, C. Ham and Cheese Sub, Green Beans Tuesday – A. Grilled Turkey and Swiss, B. Crispy Chicken Sandwich, C. Cold Cut Sub, Baked Beans Dakota Senior Meals Served at The Main Street Center & Town Square, “Meals on Wheels” Please call before 9:00am to schedule or cancel a meal at 624-7868. Menus listed below are March 15 - March 21. Menus are subject to change without notice. All menus are served with whole grain bread and 1% milk unless otherwise noted. 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Member FDIC ID 405612 101 W Main St 605.625.4461 chaberling@cortrustbank.com CorTrustBank.com By Daris Howard Contradictions I walked into a local community library and saw a sign. It said, “If you are illiterate, call . . .” I couldn’t help wondering, “If a person was illiterate, how could they read the sign and know that they were supposed to call?” I pointed that fact out to the librarian, and she laughed. She said she had never thought about it. She decided she would call the number and mention it to them. This reminded me of some other contradictions I have seen over the years. Some years ago, I purchased a new, external, portable CD drive for my Windows 98 computer. The CD drive attached to the printer port on the computer. When I received the drive, I opened the package and read the instructions. They said to connect the drive, then load the software into the computer to make the drive work. You guessed it. The software was on a CD which I couldn’t use until the software was loaded on the computer. Recently our internet service quit working. I tried everything on my end to get it to work, but to no avail. Finally, I called the internet provider and asked if there was a problem on their end. The technician sounded exasperated. “I am so sick of people calling,” he said. “I sent out an email telling everyone that our system was down. I wish people would check their email.” “And how are we supposed to do that when our internet is down?” I asked. Suddenly the technician was very quiet. He sounded sheepish when he finally answered. “I never thought of that.” But the biggest contradiction I have probably seen was years ago when the internet was new. I had worked for a government contractor doing programming of internet related technologies. This was some time before the internet became widely known. Later I became the internet director at the university. Because of my experience, I was contacted by a book company editor and asked if I would review a new type of electronic book they were releasing. They were willing to pay me five hundred dollars, so I agreed. When I received the material, it said that the book was titled, How to Use the Internet. There was a simple information page which said, “Get on the internet and go to . . .” It had the URL listed there. I got on the internet and went to the website. The first chapter was all about how to get on the internet and how to go to a website. I didn’t read more than the first chapter. The contradiction in it drove me crazy. When I wrote my review, I asked, “If a person doesn’t know how to do the things in the first chapter, how can they get on the internet to read the book?” In all, I only spent about a half hour. I felt guilty about the short amount of time for that amount of money, so I told them they didn’t have to pay me. A couple of weeks later, I received a check from the editor, along with a letter. It said, “Thank you, Mr. Howard, for your review. We had that book reviewed by about a dozen people within our company, and everyone thought it was amazing. I know it sounds crazy, but not a single reviewer considered how contradictory it was that a person would already have to know how to use the internet to access an online book about how to use the internet. I know you said I didn’t need to send the money, but you saved us from an embarrassing mistake, and that is well worth it.” Five hundred dollars for a half hour of work felt almost like a contradiction, too. But I decided if it was, it was one I could live with.