Page 8 shop online at www.broadcasteronline.com March 15, 2011 Home Country From fly tying to making pretty earrings Both Marvin Pincus and Dewey Decker joined us for coffee this morning at the Round Table for the daily gathering of the world dilemma think tank at the Mule Barn truck J&H Carpet Care & Cleaning Service 605-665-2571 or 605-661-9211 Total Janitorial • 7 Days a Week If It’s Dirty...We Will Clean It! Locally Owned by Herb Danner Serving Vermillion & Yankton •Contract Cleaning •Carpet Cleaning •Commercial/Residential •Auto Detailing •Upholstery Cleaning •Floor Care stop. It was an honor for us, as these two were very busy entrepreneurs: Dewey as chief executive officer of “Environmental Enrichment Services” (he supplies cow manure to local gardens) and Marvin as proprietor of the Fly Tying Love Center, where his advice and the tying of an appropriate fly hopefully sends his clients happily into relationshipal bliss. March In For Savings! Dewey was one of Marvin’s success stories, Marvin having tied up a lead-wirewrapped woolly bugger for him and advising Dewey to ask a woman for a date after showering. “So how’s the love advice biz, Marvin?” Doc asked. “Slow, Doc. Everyone seems to be pretty happy right now. Cold winter doesn’t help me much. They all kinda We give FREE in-home demonstrations and estimates! Custom Built Vinyl Windows Buy 5 or more Windows, Get 1 FREE! *New orders only. Offer expires March 31st, 2011 Choose The Window Shop for quality, protection, service & value! We Offer Easy Maintenance Lifetime Warranty/20 years on glass Choose from all types & styles of windows. Your Home Makeover Specialists Slim Randles scrunch together to stay warm.” “Marvin’s tying fly earrings now, you know,” Steve put in. “Hey, that’s right,” Doc said. “My wife got some. They’re really pretty, Marvin. How’s that going?” “Better than the love advice part of it, that’s for sure. These women are sure funny when it comes to flies. You’d think they’d like the kind of flies we use around here. Adams, black gnat, mosquito, muddler minnow, stuff like that.” “They don’t?” Steve asked. “Nope. They want salmon streamers. The gaudier the better. I’ve had to learn to tie Silver Doctors and Parmachene Belles and buy turquoise feathers and a bunch of gold and silver wire to wrap on them.” “They’re sure pretty though,” said Doc. “Well, yes. But my biggie right now is a stone fly nymph on a number four. Women wear those with plain black evening dresses.” “The big question is,” smirked Steve, taking a sip of coffee, “do they work?” “Of course they do!” Doc said. “The other day my missus was wearing hers when she went by the pond at the library and she came home with a six-inch rainbow trout hanging from each ear.” --------------------Brought to you by “Sweetgrass Mornings,” a collection of outdoor memories, at www.slimrandles.com. •Siding • Soffit • Doors Up to $500 Energy Tax Credit Quality Workmanship & Customer Satisfaction with the Best Value See us for details!! www.broadcasteronline.com Peterson Auto Crushing –WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE– NOW BUYING CARS, PICKUPS 605-202-0899 177167BS-030211 W We Pay Top Dollar For Junk Cars & Trucks 124 S. Main, Mitchell, SD • 605-996-6777 • 800-948-6964 thewindowshop.us • thewindowshop@mitchelltelecome.net quet Ban Southeast South Dakota Pheasant Association Saturday, March 26th Pro’s Bar & Grill, Vermillion Social Hour: 5:00-6:00 p.m. Banquet: 6:00 p.m. TICKETS: Pre-Sale: $15 Single • $20 Couple $10 Membership (At the Door: $20 & $25) Ticket includes meal, chance to win the door prize (new 12 gauge shotgun), raffle & auction. Tickets can be purchased at: Mart Marine • Saunders Chiropractic Jones’ Food Center/Ace Hardware Bunyans • Quality Motors • Dakota PC Warehouse MOVING – MUST SELL 314 Austin, Vermillion $40,000 605.658.0215 Construction Gene Hawkins, Owner 605.670.1169 • Roofing • Remodeling • Concrete Work • Custom Sawing • Re-Sawing