June 21, 2011 1101 shop online at www.broadcasteronline.com Announcements - 1101 Events 100% Guaranteed Omaha Steaks- SAVE 64% on the Family Value Collection. NOW ONLY $49.99 Plus 3 FREE GIFTS & right-to-the-door delivery in a reusable cooler, ORDER Today. 1-866-505-1380 mention code 45069SVH or www.OmahaSteaks.com/family27 (MCN) A Day in the Countryside. Midsommar at Dalesburg. Friday, June 24. 2pm: Songs and Stories from Dalesburg's 140 years. 4:30-6:30: tasty smorgasbord. 7pm: music, dancing. Dalesburg Lutheran Church, rural Vermillion. 5.5 miles west of I-29 exit 38 (Volin road) Al-Anon meets Monday night at 7:30 p.m. in St. Paul’s Church, 10 Linden Ave. Call 605-624-4166 for information. BERGEN LUTHERAN Church: “The little white church on Timber Road.” Worship 10:30 a.m. Sunday School 9:15 a.m. Pastor Ralph Egbert Blessed Teresa of Calcutta Catholic Church, 995 N. Sioux Point Road, Dakota Dunes, SD. Weekend Masses: Saturday, 4:30 p.m.; Sunday, 9:30 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. Bright Light Baptist Ministries presents Truth for Living Bible Study, Wednesday evening at 7pm, Vermillion Senior Center, 302 West Main St. For info contact Pastor Jesse, (605)222-1981 or Haileys4dakota@aol.com. BRULE Creek Lutheran Church, Elk Point, SD: Worship Service 11:00am, Sunday School 9:45am to 10:45am. CHRIST OUR SAVIOR Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod: Worship Sunday 6:00 p.m., Bible Study Tuesday, 9:00 p.m., Neuharth Center, 624-5398 or 1-800-998-1234 Announcements Events CHURCH OF CHRIST, 102 Prospect: Sunday Worship 10:00 a.m.; Bible Study 9:00 a.m.; Bible Study 12:00 noon; Wednesday Night Classes, 7:00 p.m. Concordia Lutheran Church (LC-MS) 7 South University Street, Vermillion. Divine Service – Sunday, 10:30 a.m.; Sunday School – Sunday, 9:20 a.m. Pastor Samuel Needham. CORNERSTONE CHURCH: Located at the corner of Crawford & Cherry St. Celebration Service: Sunday - 10am; During school year: Impact for Kids (5-11), Wed 6:15pm-7:30pm; FCA/Impact: College Youth & Adults, Wed 7:30pm-8:30pm. Check us out at Cornerstonesd.org or (605)624-8809. DALESBURG BAPTIST Church 30503 466th Ave., Beresford, Pastor Darren Regehr. 9:45am, Sunday School; 11:00am, Morning Worship; Mid-week Services Wednesdays, 7:00pm. (605)253-2622. Dalesburg Lutheran Church: 12 miles North of Vermillion on University Road. Worship Services 9:15 a.m. Sunday School 10:45 a.m. Website: www.dalesburglutheran.org DANCE YOUR LEDERHOSEN OFF this summer at Bavarian Blast in New Ulm, MN. July 15-17. Authentic German Festival, Bier, Food, Musik and Dancing. For more information: www.newulm.com or www.bavarianblast.com (MCN) Do you have a desire to stop drinking? Join us at the Vermillion Unity AA Meetings held at Trinity Lutheran Church in the Sletwold Room (north entrance). Soaring Spirits group is Tuesdays at 7:30p.m., Happy Hour Group is Saturday at 7:30p.m., and a Steps & Traditions Study group is Sunday at 7:30p.m. All meetings are non-smoking and handicapped accessible. Page 7 Home Country The ‘Payoff’ Of Getting Old There is a payoff, Doc told us, for getting the aches and pains of old age. "A payoff?" Steve said. Steve's an old cowpuncher who has collected hurt places for a long time now. He winced, reliving in two seconds' time two buck offs in the rocks, one horn wound from a nasty mama cow and a groin kick from a bronc mule. "Sure," said Doc, in his usual cheerful way. "You get gray hair, or maybe kinda bald like ol' Steve here, and you develop wisdom, which we all know just means you know not to argue with your wife, right? And your grandchildren think you have all the answers." Doc leaned over conspiratorially. "And I live to embarrass my grandchildren." "I do it,” Doc said, "through dancing. You see, they are all teenagers now, and therefore they are cool and know everything. So when their friends come over and they crank that stereo up to where it's killing the neighbor's geraniums, I ask them just once to turn it down. “If they don't turn it down, I kinda totter to my feet and start what the kids call the Grandpa Boogie. I mean I shake it like an Egyptian pharaoh. I wiggle and jiggle and stick out my chin like this ... and sort of thrust myself around the ?oor until one of them dashes over and shuts off the music. Then I go sit down and read the paper again. The ?rst couple of times I did that, the kids got me to one side and begged me never to do that again. I guess they were just jealous of my moves. I tell them when the music gets more than just kinda regular, I can't help myself and dance fever hits me like a sledgehammer." "So," Steve said, "how did you do it? I mean, show us, OK?" So Doc stood up and went into spasms, twitches and slides that had the whole coffee shop cracking up, and people didn't know whether to applaud or call the paramedics. "The really great thing," said Doc, sitting back down, out of breath, with his coffee, "is that these kids think they invented being cool. And I blindsided them with my great mo-o-o-o-ves! I showed them a slink or two. "And you'd be surprised how much quieter it is when they come over these days." -----------------Brought to you by Slim’s new book “A Cowboy’s Guide to Growing Up Right.” Learn more at http://www.nmsantos.com/ Slim/Slim.html. Check Us Out At Dining www.broadcasteronline.com Entertainment & Top dress your corn! Coyote Twin/ Vermillion Theatre DAKOTA STEEL INC. 624-3331 • 624-3546 Please visit our new website at www.marchfilmsinc.com Coyote 1 Canton, SD ! ! ! STEEL FACTORY ! ! ! • 29 Guage Steel • High Quality 100,000 P.S.I. 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