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The instant it latched, Derek put his cut thumb into the crack at the edge and started to scream, “You caught my thumb!” He continued to scream as the boys rushed around, knocking each other down, trying to find some pliers to open the tailgate, while I almost suffocated myself trying to conceal my laughter. The more the boys tried to hurry, the worse things went. They eventually found pliers, dropping them multiple times in their anxiousness. But finally, the tailgate popped open, and Derek pulled his thumb out and held it up. The boys shuddered, thinking they had cut it off. Then one of them asked suspiciously, “So why isn’t bleeding?” Derek started to laugh. “You know, come to think of it, that is the one I cut the end off of a few years ago with the table saw.” The boys looked sheepish knowing they had been had. 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