Page 8 1101 shop online at www.broadcasteronline.com Announcements - 1101 Events ST. AGNES Church, 416 Walker St., Fr. John Fischer: St. Agnes Church and Parish Office, tele. 624-4478. St. Agnes Rectory, 505 Catalina, tele. 624-1995. Mass schedule: 5 p.m. Saturday, 8:00 a.m. and 10:30a.m. Sunday, Weekday Masses – consult weekly bulletin; Sacrament of Penance, Saturday 4-4:45p.m. Announcements - 1101 Events The USD Luther Center, where church and flip-flops go together! The Luther Center, at the corner of Cherry & Plum, Vermillion, has weekly worship services on Wednesday evenings at 7p.m. and 5 Alive meal and devotional gathers on Sunday evenings at 6p.m. during the school year. Pastor Kevin Jensen, 605-624-2834 Announcements Events TRINITY LUTHERAN CHURCH, 816 E. Clark, 624-4442: WORSHIP: Saturday Evening at 5:30pm; Sunday Morning at 10:00am. Holy Communion on the 1st and 3rd Sunday each month. Sunday School, 9am. 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Free to travel entire United States. Company paid Lodging/Transportation. Great pay + Bonuses. Get Hired Today. Work Tomorrow! 1-888-853-8411. nani EXPERIENCED PERSON wanted for cattle feeding/ farming operation. Must be self-starting, good with livestock. Have a good work record modern equipment facilities. Competitive salary, growth potential/extras provided. Call Mason Grove Land and Cattle. Dean Wilken (402)373-4525. Call Classifieds 624-4429 YANKTON METALS, INC. Now hiring for a General Labor position, Monday-Friday 7:30am-5:00pm with rotating Saturdays. Benefits Available. Duties include: Sorting Scrap Metal and other scrap yard duties as required. Must have a great record for attendance. Apply in person at Yankton Metals 1405 Bill Baggs Rd, Yankton, SD 57078 Inc., Other Employment Help Wanted: Full-time help for farm/feedlot/cow/calf operation. (402)833-8255 or (402)256-9353. Help Wanted: HVAC Installer Kalins Indoor Comfort is looking for an HVAC installer at our Vermillion location. Candidates with experience are preferred but will train the right individual. A good driving record is required. Full benefits are provided including: Health Insurance & 401K. Please apply in person, fax or email your resume to: Kalins Indoor Comfort 710 Cottage Ave. Vermillion, SD 57069. Phone (605)624-5618, Fax (605)624-5619, Email dana@kalinsindoor.com. All replies will be confidential. Truck Driver wanted to run tanker and hopper trailers. Must have good MVR record and have driving experience, Home most evenings, out 1-2 nights a week. (402)357-2633 Jones Feed and Grain Trucking, Inc. VAN/ FLATBED OWNER OPERATORS: New Pay Package! NO upfront Costs. Very Little Tarping! HUGE Fuel Discounts, Assigned Dispatch. FSC Paid All Loaded Miles. CDL-A, 2-Years OTR T/T Experience. 1-888-481-4044 www.drive4fcc.com (MCN) Tell them you saw it in the Broadcaster! Vermillion, SD 624-4429 August 9, 2011 Home Country Get Our Advice, Flies Here They started coming by early in the evening. Annette George was ?rst. After seating herself in the fairly-new green overstuffed chair in the ?y-tying love consulting room, she confessed to Marvin Pincus that she needed some advice on ?xing her hair to attract men. And while Marvin was tying up a March Hare dry for her (and trying to think of a hairdo that would look good) the doorbell rang again. This time it was Mrs. Doc, and she was given coffee by Marjorie in the living room as she waited her turn. In a few minutes, Annette emerged from the consulting room with her ?y and the recommendation to try a “?ip thing” on her hair. The doorbell rang before Mrs. Doc even got to tell Marvin about the problem she was having getting Doc to listen to how her day went. When Mrs. Doc came out with a smile and a hug for Marvin, she was carrying a wirewrapped Woolly Worm and his suggestion that she dangle a cup of coffee in front of Doc while asking him if he’d like 1101 utter Cl Into to hear how her day went. And in the living room, being served coffee and cookies, were Anita Campbell, Mickey Baker, Florencio Ortiz and Steve the cowboy. Marvin stood there, smiling, and asked who was next. The next day, four more people came by for advice and ?ies. “You know it’s funny, Marge,” said Marvin, helping himself to seconds of her ?ank steak dinner, “I never ?gured Len Beasley for a Baetis Parachute Emerger. Goes to show, you just never know, do you.” “What makes Len a whatchamacallit, Dear?” “Oh, I couldn’t tell you that, Marge. Patient con?dentiality Announcements - 1101 Events Vermillion Alcoholics Anonymous Group: A fellowship of men and women banded together to help each other recover from alcoholism. Meetings are held in the Post Office basement. 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